A good enemy is better person than a false friend
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Random Drabbles
Written on October 3, 2008 at 4:11 am about Musing by
Tom I don’t have enough thoughts here to merit one entire post, but I do have a few self-contained nuggets. So, direct from my cranium, here it is!
Firstly, I’ve been working on a webcomic. You can check it out on this same domain, over at http://atomiccomic.spartalive.net It’s pretty badass. Or pretty bad, depending on your definition. Without giving away upcoming story developments, it centers around a group of young college students (uni students, for the UK readers). It’s NOT a CAD gaming comic ripoff though — mine is more hard-science fiction centered, with the focus on plot, not humor.
My good friend Jack Ryder also has a webcomic of his own, at http://zarroff.spartalive.net, and it’s also quite excellent. A bit melodramatic but always amusing, it chronicles the exploits of one Baron Zarroff and his crusade against evil.
Next on the agenda, I see we have a reply from “OMGITSFREAKINEDWARDCULLEN….” I’m curious as to how she found this website — StumbleUpon? Link from a friend? Act of God? Whatever it is, you seem to have some very odd notions. Firstly, are men not allowed to judge the relative attractiveness of other men? Personally I think Brendan Frasier is pretty damn sexy, am I not allowed to think that?
Secondly, I don’t owe you a fair fight. It’s my (well, our) blog, and the onus is on you to defend your own position. As for a ‘fantastic’ comment, if you consider allcaps fantastic you’re just another reason I need to continue my plan to enslave all humans under 20. You’re already slaves to pop culture anyways; I’d prefer making you my minions. After all, with a total lack of English comprehension, you’re ripe for mind control.
Your homophobic slant in your comments makes me wonder as to your geographic location — I’m extrapolating that you’re from down south or out west, where we have such loonies as Fred Phelps wandering about. Does the thought of homosexuality bother you? Frighten you? Maybe my next post will be on that. I do find it ironic that you find a boy portrayed (at least in the movie previews) as intensely feminine to be attractive whilst decrying me as a ‘lezbo’ (which I suppose, since I like women, is technically accurate. Eddie Izzard would appreciate it.)
In short, I welcome further comments from you, as it lets me vent my spleen upon you, and generates more traffic.
In closing…fucking chip dip cans, with lids that are narrow at the top! Once you’ve eaten most of it, you get your hands coated in dip trying to get the dip at the bottom! Make them conical! Expand the radius with the height so my hands don’t get dippy! HOW HARD IS IT?
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Comment by
Chris — October 3, 2008 #
Oh i decided i might as well answer all your questions 4 me/ about me, cause i know your dieing to know.
1. I did stumble upon your website, its not exactly the
biggest thing out there.
2. Men are allowed to judge other men to a point, but getting into fights about witch man is sexier is not that point.
3. In fact i am a “looney”. I live in Los Angeles,
and that being said homosexuality does not bother me the least. I have many homo friends and i think your well on your way to becoming a homo.
Please respond I welcome your criticizing ways.
Comment by
OMGITSEDWARDFREAKINGCULLEN — December 2, 2008 #
As for 1, I meant if you were using the StumbleUpon toolbar. Sadly we haven’t done google analytics for this site yet, so I didn’t have that info.
For number 2, if a fellow man can’t judge his brother man’s sexiness, who can? He’s in the best position to know, after all.
And in regards to 3, the ARIN WHOIS on your IP indicates your ISP is in Virginia, which fits my guess pretty well. I suppose it’s possible you’re using a proxy IP, though, in which case you could be telling the truth about LA. The point is moot though, since Prop 8 demonstrates there’s just as many homophobes in CA than anywhere else (except for my home state of MA). I’m sure you know that one is born homosexual, not made one. Or perhaps you honestly don’t know that.
Thanks for the break from allcaps, by the way. Much easier to read.
Comment by
Tom — December 2, 2008 #
*shrug* LA’s a fucked up place, IMO. Those to whom it matters understand my opinion as to why.
Comment by
Chris — December 3, 2008 #
Yes because i must be the craziest person on the face of this planet to like Twilight. Whatever if no one understands that twilight really does help your imagination grow in a new way then its not really my problem. I mean its not like its a best seller or anything.
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OMGITSEDWARDFREAKINGCULLEN — February 2, 2009 #