A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step. — Anon

The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Measely Life

Written on July 3, 2008 at 1:28 pm about Films, General, Video Gaming by James MellorParadox

So here it is my debut post.

Where to begin, Well for starters if you are reading this you must be bored, and I mean bored on a dire scale. You can feel it pouring in through the pours, sweat glands and orifices as you read this dribble of utter pointlessness. It would take someone on the brink of an expansive pit of nothingness to even try and lift their head out of a drowning torrent of suffering brought about by the mounting and prolonged idleness and depravity you all harbour.

If you’re still with me congratulations, you get a cookie.

Now on to more important issues. Yes question that has plagued man for years.

How long will valve delay their next game?

It is inevitable that they will delay it; it is an un-shakeable law of the universe. In the event that one of their games is released when they say it will be the universe will inevitably collapse in upon itself, and it’s all valves fault. However the game itself does look promising and that’s a good sign.

Ok films

In recent years my faith in the film industry has slowly degraded and in many ways watching Indiana Jones 4 drove the final stake through the black charred heap that is my cynical heart. However hope is yet kindled by the upcoming event that is the new batman film. The last one being rather good and this one promising to be even better. The joker is obviously the most evil character ever to exist as its portrayer promptly removed himself from any legal bonds to play him ever again.

Well that about covers it for now I’ll be writing more specific postings later.

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  1. I should really get around to setting James on fire, no?

    Comment byChris Barrett Chris — July 8, 2008 #

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